I Called Me a Gangster So They Called Me a Unicorn

And that's why you never wipe your nose with a porcupine

August 22, 2012

I’ll see ya!

Well guys, I’m off. I’m headed to the LDS Missionary Training Center now and from there I will head off to New York City. This means I won’t be on tumblr for 2 years if everything goes according to plan! I will see you all later and when I get back I will have many many stories of the city, the LDS church, and how I will have tried to change some opinions on the LGBT community in the church. See you all later!!!

OH, I have a blogspot for my mission letters. It’s jdmissionletters.blogspot.com

Filed under LDS LDS Mission See y'all in 2 years

August 18, 2012

Um um um um….. I can’t even come up with something witty. I just, I just… ah! Get into my life!

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Filed under Tom Daley Is he a stripper now? oh god I hope so

August 18, 2012

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August 14, 2012

Perfect Pokemon comic. (via)

I just… I am crying.

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August 14, 2012

Me in 70 years

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Gotta get used to those wings…

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Filed under Kim I hate you and your amazing talent

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I can’t stop laughing

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I’m not even sorry for posting this.

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So let’s be honest, who couldn’t see me doing this entire thing?

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Me, on first dates.

Same ^

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